...No really, it is.

Cat

(at a pharmacy): Excuse me, do you have any extra large sized condoms? (Pharmacy lady): Yep. Here you go (hands box to Cat) You get the WAHOO size!

Cat

It's ok. You can touch my boobs no matter who you are.

Cory

Hi! My name is Cory. I'm a Pisces, I enjoy long walks on the beach and some of my favorite hobbies include me sitting naked in front of the bathroom mirror crying while eating ice cream....I wasn't supposed to say that part...

Mike C

Do you know why diet is spelt diet? Because the first three letters spell...DIE...which is what I am going to do if I don't get some fucking grease in my mouth now!

Galen

you sure thats big? I've seen lolli-pops bigger. Shut up kid! Its fucking huge, alright?

Galen

holy shit! Thats fucking awesome... since I now have a job, I can afford candy... AND, my car looks decent enough to get into. Not to mention, I could ask sam or max to hook me up you know, a nice little 4th or 2nd grader

Homer Simpson

You both tried your hardest and failed. The lesson is never try.

Karmen

...Cause Mike and I totally had sex last night (whispering): and it was AMAZING! *snort snort*

Random Forum Member

My finger smells like cat poo. Which I really can't account for...seeing as how I don't own a cat.

Mike

I wish I had a Vagina...

Cory

(explaining what he is doing): And jurking off to the thought of mike

Cory

(Note, he works at blockbuster)...I wish we rented porn

Mike

Did you know I can move the entire rack of plates with my ass? The 'gluteflexor'. I want to add like 5 inches to my ass. (Cory): You'll need that for the Navy.

Cory

...I'd SO take it in the butt!

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