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Scott
If you poke me in the ass I giggle!

Scott
(to Cory): C'mon Cory...you're dirty, let's shower.

Galen
I stained all my other boxers...

Galen
(to Cory): Well, you can have me. *rubs body sexually*

Sean Glenn
If i were to give oral sex to those in this car it would be Cory first, Doug second, Mike third...

Scott
Why is she licking her anus!?

Scott
Her nipples are like sugar cookies!

Galen
FUCK! That's gonna stain...

Mike C
... for some dick I'll keep you company.

Elizabeth N
So, if some guy were to bath me in pudding where should I tell him to touch me?

Galen
Which reminds me that I need to find out what type of shampoo amy uses... because, I could seriously wash my hair with that stuff and just sit there all day smelling it.
(Cory): Wow. That's fucking gay

Galen
God dammit, I need a lolli.

Azn Dan
Asian hate math! RAWR!

Alec
So I'm balls deep in this bitch right? And I'm almost there, and she's all like, 'warn me'. So I say 'eat it or wear it bitch!'

Monica
I don't like nor trust Mexicans.

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