...No really, it is.

Nick

Let me tell you, sales is not a way to meet hot women. (Cory): Yeah, THAT'S your problem.

Cory

I'm not where she originates from...

Kid at Blockbuster

Do you have..um..any Gay movies? (Cory): Have you seen Kazaam?

Galen

I slipped into Joe. (Cory): I bet you did

Sam

Woh, that's big! Mike: Thanks

Elizabeth

Just..just stick it in your mouth.

Cory

(After buying Pee Wee's Playhouse): I feel like a hole in my life has been filled...

Lauren

(To Taylor): Watch out for the catholic priest...He's watching you...

Mike C

My inner fat kid is squeelling like a little girl.

Cory

I guess its more fruit for me Mike: HAHA, FRUIT, HAHA, FAG

Scott

Fuck my face!

Alex B

You fucker! You gave the scary stalker girl my number??? I'm gonna kill you...you had better have a really damn good reason....I will destoy you penis! I'll light your penis on fire! And I'll put it in a blender and put in on puree...then mix in ALCHOHOL AND SALY WATER...AND THEN CHOP IT OFF, FINALLY....I'm going to sleep, and in my dreams I'll spend hours torturing you.

Jeff

God, I'm so sick of playing with myself...

Mike C

We are SO going to Hell. (Cory): No we're not, just our sisters.

Joe

(to Mike): I want to have your babies.