...No really, it is.

Cory

If I roll a 9 or above, I get to make out with girls. *rolls* 11. *snort snort*

Meg

Go faster big hand! I've been here since the clock was on the 5!

Cory

Cory: but its starting to move north of my knee Galen: CUT IT OFF! Cory: now i know what the fucking skill saw is for!

Galen

Trashcans are like bumpers. To let you know where to stop.

Cory

OW! I stabbed myself in the finger installing a new smoke detector. (Jeremy): Did you kick it's ass? (Cory): Hell yes, I set the fucker on fire.

Cory

Don't you hate it when your swamp ass creeps onto your front and makes your balls smell like cream of mushroom soup?

Jeremy

After one year of experimenting on myself my hypothesis was correct. If I drink atleast 15 16oz glasses of water a day, I will go pee... a lot.

Daniel

We can switch driving. You sleep while I drive. Don't worry you won't die....maybe...

Cory

I'm ripping Brokeback Mountain

Cory

(Talking about Japan): What do you expect from a society that teaches its children to dance via lighted squares with arrows on them?

Galen

Mike: I owe your mom $100 Mike: And in like a week or two I will owe her like another $100 Galen: I know, she is like a drug

Mike C

Galen: I got a new cell phone. The Motorola RAZR Mike C: Sweet.. I got your mom

Cory's Dad

(Talking to his girlfriend) Merry Christmas...uh I mean Happy Kwanza!

Cory's Dad

(Talking to his girlfriend) I got you a Christmas present! *points to a bottle of bleach*

Cory's Dad

(To Cory and Galen): Aw! C'mon! Let Crash drive!